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Tax, Tax and even more Tax


Received this by email today. At first I thought it was just funny….

Tax his land, Tax his bed,
Tax the table At which he’s fed.

Tax his work, Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts Anyway!

Tax his cow, Tax his goat,
Tax his pants, Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink,
Tax him if he Tries to think.

Tax his car, Tax his gas,
Find other ways To tax his ass.

Tax all he has then let him know
That you won’t be done till he has no dough.

When he screams and howls tax him some more,
Tax him till He’s good and sore.

Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in Which he’s laid.

When he’s gone, do not relax,
It’s time to apply The Inheritance tax.

Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Value Added Tax Death Tax Driving Licence Tax Environmental Tax Excise Taxes Income Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Petrol Tax Health Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Tax Heating Tax Lighting Tax Cooking Tax Alcohol Tax Marriage License Tax Mortgage Tax Personal Income Tax Property Tax Poverty Tax Victims Tax Prescription Tax Estate Tax Service Charge Tax Education Tax Vehicle License & Registration Tax Water Tax Workers Compensation Tax etc etc etc..

Tax, Tax and even more Tax
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!


STILL THINK IT’S  FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed in the UK 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world… We had  absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the Hell happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money, and we haven’t even started on the EU taxes yet..

So, out of every £1 that you earn, how much do you think you should keep?

















































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EU funding middle east violence with your taxes

The European Commission announced Monday that it granted the Palestinian Authority an additional €115 Million ($165.11M) to help in development projects in the Palestinian territories.

The only visible development projects in the Palestinian territories appear to be missile production, with over 40 missiles launched from Gaza into Israel over the past weekend.

The new EU donation increases the amount of development support granted the Palestinian Authority this year to €300 Million, and Euro for Euro it seems to match the number of missiles launched into Israel so far this year, so the question really does arise, if the EU is funding the violence in the middle East, how can the people of Europe make the unelected morons in Brussels stop it.

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EU Taxes: A simple message

To the unelected EU Commission I have a simple message:

I do not recognise you

I do not want the EU, in fact I reject you.

You will NOT govern me.

I will NOT pay your taxes.

Now go away and play your silly games with someone else.

FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

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EU Commission seeks extra mandate on Savings taxation Directive

If you have your savings tucked away for a rainy day in Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Monaco, Andorra or San Marino, now may be a good time to start thinking about relocating them.

Item 5 in the Preparation of Eurogroup and Economic and Finance Ministers Council, 11 and 12 July 2011:

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The EUs forked tongue spits again…

Yesterday I asked whether the left hand knows what the right hand is doing.. well here’s some more jiggery pokery from the same idiots in Brussels.

Syed Kamall, Conservative MEP for London, said: “The EU parliament’s vote in favour of a transaction tax is particularly disappointing given that they did not even wait for the European Commission’s initial impact assessment before making their decision.

Yup, the EU Parliament have jumped the gun again in looking for ways to cream off more of your money and get a direct taxation system going.

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If we left the EU…

…We would not be subject to stupid situations like this.

Here’s the way it works.

The Government demand that you pay far far more tax than you really need to. The government then give your money, a huge amount of your money, to the EU by way of our ‘contributions’ and other payments.

The EU then use this money to pay overpay hundreds of thousands of jobsworths whose only role in life is to impose regulations on you, whilst living a lifestyle most working people in the UK could only dream of, enjoying a champagne and caviar encrusted work environment and running up a pensions bill your grandchildren will be paying for.

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Practical ways to combat the database state

As each day passes, a new rule, a new policy, a new law encroaches further into our private lives, private property and private spaces.

The creeping communism that has become the norm of our Fabian inspired governments (yes all of them, Red Tories, Communitarians, Nudge, Progressives, Fabians, Social Democrats, Christian Democrats, New Labour, Socialists.. call them what you will, they are all the same) encroaches upon the private person and employs ever more quietly repressive measures. Every day the state claims ownership of your private life.

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‘I am elected’ protests flustered Barroso

The one thing that we can always bank on, is that Nigel Farage will say it as it is, without all the political nicely nicely double speak that pervades the parliaments in the EU and Westminster.

Here he speaks against a direct EU taxation system, reaffirms the premise of ‘no taxation without representation’ especially by the unelected EU Commission.

Watch for the Barroso response, a Maoist who still believes that the Soviet system of leadership (single candidate selection, rubber stamp approval and appointment) makes him an elected official.

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EU Commission plans EU-wide information sharing of UK taxpayers’ details

This little gem was picked up on Bill Cash’s European Journal website today.

On 8 June, the Council reached a political agreement on a draft regulation on administrative cooperation and combating fraud in the field of value added tax.

The Council will formally adopted the regulation, without discussion, at a forthcoming meeting.

Please read here what such proposal entails. Download Surveillance

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Safe Tax

Courtesy of Fausty, from whom I ‘borrowed’ it:

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It should be remembered of course that what Lord Ashcroft does with his money is not illegal, it may be slightly immoral, but not illegal.

Tax avoidance is not the same as Tax evasion. Evasion is not paying taxes that are due, and therefore illegal, avoidance is reducing by legal means the amount of tax that is due.

Another avoidance scheme in everyday use is mortgage relief. Is everyone in the UK who benefits from this tax avoidance scheme going to be castigated in the same way as Lord Ashcroft, no, of course not.

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